George Plimpton: Just enjoy the Ozzy and keep yourmouth shut. (scene cuts to man in suit sitting in a brown leatherchair) Manager: Next time, you just enjoy the Ozzy and keepyour mouth shut! Ted: Honey!…here just take my credit card and leaveme alone! Tracy: A winner wouldn´t let this happen, now! Comeon! Manager: I know that and you know that but the copswon´t know that when you go to jail. Ted: This is not mine! You just threw this to me andtook my picture! Manager: Now you give us a thousand dollars or I´mcalling the police. Ted: Hey, this isn´t…(Manager takes picture) What?! Manager: First off sir, Ozzy rules, ok? Second of all, whenyou stood up this bag of weed fell out of your pocket.(Throws it at Ted, catches it) Ted: I say there is! These creeps keep playing OzzyOsbourne in our faces! Horatio inhis crazy outburst smacks Molly in the faceunintentionally, Molly laughs uncomfortably offcamera) (takes pigeon from pocket and rips its head off withteeth, goes crazy knocking over the table. Singing Waiter:(cut to Paranoid, electric guitar)FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULDN´T HELP ME WITHMY MIND…
Time goes by, seems to me youcould´ve been a better friend to me…(couple soften,hold hands)Mama… And I think that´s beautiful.(acoustic guitar,plays “Mama I´m Coming Home”) Times have changed,times are strange, here I come but I ain´t the same,Mama I´m coming home. Tracy: Yeah, well actually we have considered it. Ted: I beg your pardon! That is not of your business!
Singing Waiter: You think you´re gonna have children? Tracy: Well, its that all the songs are about losingyour mind and not being able to walk and see. Singing Waiter: Are you not enjoying yourOsbourne?(Ted scoffs) Singing Waiter: Oh, yeah cause…(sinister voice) I AMIRON MAN!!(joined by guitar waiter, plays Iron Man)HASHE LOST HIS MIND, CAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLIND, CAN HEMOVE AT ALL, NOBODY KNOWS IF HE FALLS!! NOBODY LOVESHIM….(Almost falls over table) Tracy: Oh, my goodness!! oh, oh, I´m Tracy Wilford!
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